Romney still dissin’ YouTube

Mitt Romney is the only GOP holdout of the proposed YouTube debate between Republican presidential contenders to replace George W. Bush. I’m guessing after wining and dining and busing in a ton of his friends and family into an Ames, IA, GOP backyard barbecue, and winning the straw poll there after handing out the babyback ribs, he’s a bit too content with his Romneyic victory to worry about seeking more exposure on YouTube.

I mean, it’s about as impressive as the tone-deaf woman who shows up at a karaoke contest, screeches one out, but has her 20 best friends along to clap for her and ONLY for her, no matter how good they sang and how bad she sang.

Or the Internet, period. Heck, someone might catch him in a contradiction and have the video evidence to prove it right then and there.

Like his flips on abortion and his flops on gay marriage. Who does he really want to please … the GOP base that elected Bush, or the Michael Moore liberals who will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever like him… let alone vote for him.

Maybe it’s time he took up a hobby planting silk trees while the big boys talk foreign policy in a post-9/11 world. Meanwhile, Mitt, I’ll give you something to figure out in the meantime: Sesame Street, produced in your native Massachusetts, is neither a sesame, nor a street. Discuss amongst… yourself.

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