Burping toward infamy

Sometimes I think it would be better to just round up all the liberals into one big pay-per-view event, presented by Vince McMahon, and let the libs fight it out amongst themselves. What brought on this Swiftian proposal? Goodness, it’s so ridiculous I feat it’s actually an article by The Onion and not a genuine news organization. If only. At least then, it’d be funny, not the basis of wacky Democratic policy wonk writings.

Seems the Norwegian moose has been found by animal researched to be a very gaseous fellow. Between the belching and other passings of gas, some Algorian idiot has now decided that the Norwegian moose is now a bigger threat to “global warming” than, well, cars!

What the–?

Even when meeting them on their own logical turf, they don’t achieve any sort of logic! Check out the story for yourself here.

According to the German Web site, Spiegel, “a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year — equivalent to the CO2 output resulting from a 13,000 kilometer car journey … Norway has some 120,000 moose but an estimated 35,000 are expected to be killed in this year’s moose hunting season, which starts on September 25.”

So, let me get this straight. If your an Algorian enviro-whacko, you must be pro-hunting, then, right? Someone tell PETA, lock ’em both up and settle this dispute Thunderdome-style.

“Two libs enter! One lib leaves!”

I’d pull up some bar stools for me and a few friends for THAT one…

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