I heard about Michael Moore’s impending new file, Capitalism: A Love Story, in which he declares capitalism evil and then mislabels government-run everything (which the rest of the world calls socialism) as “democracy,” and I had this nice, insightful response all written and ready to roll.
And then I thought: Why bother? Anyone who still believes Michael Moore is anything but a complete ass is probably working in the Obama Administration and is hopelessly lost anyway.
So, screw it. I’m not going to give Moore any more of my bandwidth for his latest anti-American propaganda. The fat man has sung, and it’s you, Mikey. Now go apply your best eye cream and go to beddy-bye.