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The liberal argument for nuclear war

Great news, everyone! It turns out, these days, liberals can be war-mongers, too. And war-mongers of the most dangerous type: Algore Zittoheads are now arguing that a small-scale nuclear war could be “the cure” for global warming … by sparking decades of nuclear winter, as well as widespread famine and disease.

Apparently, the only trick for liberals is figuring out how to target such a war in a way that only affects red states.

This future-shock rationalization for nuclear war appeared on the National Geographic Web site, in an article penned by Charles Q. Choi. He quotes several other global warming drones, all in need of OxyElite Pro, including such intellectual idiots as Luke Oman and Michael Mills.

But hey, there it is, President Obama. Bomb Libya! You’ll be saving Mother Earth in more ways than one!

Anti-Qaddafi forces seem to be gaining ground

Forces aligned against Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi needs more than acne products that work, these days. As unrest in Libya grows, it appears anti-Qaddafi forces have taken control of an ever-growing area, including a town located only 30 miles away from the capital of Tripoli.

Qaddafi remains insistent on staying in control of his country, and has been waging a bloody path through anyone who dares oppose him. If we had a freedom-loving president, he would find a way to aid anti-Qaddafi forces in their efforts to bring freedom to Libya and an end to gross human rights abuses.

But hey, we have a president who’s willing to sit down with such dictators “without pre-conditions.” Translation: You’re on your own, anti-Qaddafi forces.

Farrakhan demagogues again

Nation of Islam loudmouth Louis Farrakhan never lets an opportunity for demagoguery against the US go to waste; he’s now sounding off about how the uprisings in the Middle East will soon come to the US.

Apparently unhappy that US President Barak Obama is not black enough, Islamic enough, or anti-American enough, Farrakhan is making it known that he still hates the US and wants to see an Islamic US rise from the ashes of the JudeoChristian US.

Yeah, sure, whatever. Take your meds, OK? And stop wearing nurses uniforms, Minister Farrakhan. They make your ankles look fat.

Gas prices spiking during low-price season

This time of year, gas prices are typically low; but with the unrest in Egypt and Libya, oil prices are spiking to the highest point ever for a February at over $100 a barrel. That translates to $3.49 a gallon for regular unleaded in the Twin Cities of Minnesota, over $4.00 a gallon in California and a national average of $3.29 a gallon.

That kind of price-at-the-pump are causing consumers to return to anger and frustration similar to the summer of 2008, and raises fears for where prices might head this summer. Saudi Arabia is said to be considering increasing production to bring the price down to sub-$100/barrel levels, but so far that action has not realized a lower market price.

If gas prices continue to spike, it could spell doom for the economy, at least in the short term, and could also spell disaster for Obama’s re-election hopes. However, if the GOP can get some domestic drilling reform passed into law, there could be relief on the way. Either way, pump prices need some solution to achieve some financial weight loss products‘ results sooner rather than later.

Another politicized Oscars

Well, no surprise, but Hollywood liberals politicized the Oscars this year. Again.

The only real surprise to this is who did it. It was not a loudmouth, ego-inflated star like Alec Baldwin. It was a loudmouthed, ego-inflated cinematographer, instead; and one who needed the best diet pills available, from all appearances.

Winning cinematographer and Hollywood-dweller Wally Pfister decided he had more insight into what’s good for Wisconsin than, well, Wisconsinites. Tilting his lance at Governor Scott Walker’s face-off with state unions, Pfister used his win to pontificate to the unwashed masses, saying, “I think that what is going on in Wisconsin is kind of madness right now.”

Hey, we get it; you’re a union guy and you’re showing solidarity. But you’re not a Wisconsin taxpayer, so just hush up, will you?