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An easy way to make $216K
Want to know the easiest way to make over $216K in a few short months?
First, start up an environmental nonprofit group. Then criticize Sarah Palin’s environmental record loudly and often. Then wait for an environmental disaster and have someone call up the Obama White House. Boom. They give you a cool fifth of a million dollars. That’ll buy plenty of equestrian clothing for even the most discerning of tree-huggers.
Think I’m fibbing? Check out this Associated Press story which details how just such a group benefited to the tune of a $216,625 no-bid contract, largely because they were critical of Palin. It’s all there in AP black-and-white.
Of course, this is typical of the machinations of Chicago thug politics, dating from the era of the original Richard Daley to the current Richard Daley, all the way to the White House and President Barack Obama. Act as a hit-group on the right enemies, and you’ll have plenty of government largess rolling your way… at least for the next couple years.
AP’s Borenstein drunk on zittohead Kool-Aid
The sky is falling, according to the Associated Press and their writer, Seth Borenstein.
Borenstein is only the latest to pen a panicked story about global warming and file it under “news” rather than “opinion.” The radical Marxist left is certainly feeling their oats after the Obama victory, but now they are pressing ahead to make sure Obama does what they voted him in to do: destroy American society for the sake of Mother Nature.
Fortunately, in an exclusive fictional interview, Mother Nature told WonderfulPessimist.com, “Global warming? I’m feeling a bit of a chill, if my opinion counts for anything. I’ll be fine, though; I have a nice mug of herbal tea and honey. Don’t panic, dearies. I have a tankless water heater now and Mama’s just fine.”
Shortly after that fictional interview, a far-left hit-squad of zittoheads took Mother Nature out with a deadly spiked tea. Algore personally claimed full responsibility and reminded everyone he invented the Internet, in a hastily-released press release.
