Posts Tagged → global warming
Algore won’t surrender on global warming
One of the snowiest, coldest winters in recent memory won’t deter Algore; on a recent episode of Fox News’ O’Reilly Factor, the host challenged Gore to explain the conditions. On his own Web site, Gore responded and claimed that the conditions currently burying most Americans living north of the Mason-Dixon line are proof… of global WARMING.
Here’s what he told O’Reilly, via his Web site:
“As it turns out, the scientific community has been addressing this particular question for some time now and they say that increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they have been predicting as a consequence of man-made global warming.”
After the Drudge Report posted the Chicken Little claim, the increased traffic broke Gore’s Web site, keeping it out of service for nearly two hours. Algore might be better off predicting the future of healthcare jobs.
Further proof of… global cooling?
Reports this weekend are showing that both Los Angeles and Australia are reporting record temperatures: low ones, that is!
Australia had its coldest day in 100 years this weekend, while the City of Angels recorded a temp of 69 degrees in mid-July… one of the coldest on record, with a day from 10 years ago coming closest to being that chilly.
So while Algore fights off sex charges and cries about global warming, it’s pretty clear that the evidence keeps piling up that either there is no consensus anymore, or it was premature at best to claim there is one.
It’s getting cooler of late, folks, not warmer. Global warming theory’s about as useful as broken fitness equipment.
More “global warming” data scandals!
The latest scandal to emerge in the great global warming hoax comes to us from the University of East Anglia, where climate scientists have now admitted that much of the original data upon which they have based their claims of global warming were unceremoniously dumped, recycled or otherwise trashed… way back in the 1980s!
London’s Times Online writes fearlessly about this scandal, which draws into question yet other chunk of research that cannot be verified when used to support the ever-more-shaky global warming hypothesis upon which the cap-and-trade swindle is being based.
Whether blaming the internal combustion engine or spa filters, it seems no matter how many “green weeks” NBC, The CW and other networks have each year, Algore and his zittoheads are being proven fools and flim-flam artists extraordinaire more and more as time marches on… need I mention this was one of the colder summers on record in decades?
3,000 record lows set in July!
AccuWeather.com is reporting that in July, over 3,000 new record low temperatures were set in July; this, despite the growing frenzy to “deal with climate change” in an Algore/Barry Obama nation.
This news comes from Jesse Ferrell’s blog at AccuWeather, and the information flies in the face of global warming claims. And that’s only in the US, by the way. Ferrell’s a careful, scientific guy who wasn’t necessarily looking for the added attention that comes with disputing Algore’s fevered fantasies of a falling sky.
At least someone knows how to respond to Chicken Little with real scientific data! Stuff like this offers real colon cleanse reviews for all the … manure? … Algore is shoveling with his Oscar-winning PowerPoint presentation.
Huge global warming rally could be snow-bound!
NASA climate scientist Dr. James Hansen has called for civil disobedience and other forms of protest on Monday, March 2, to bring attention to his pet cause of global warming, and how neat it is to be an Algore zittohead with no mind of his own. But the best part of this illegal call by a Federal employee for civil disobedience is the forecast for DC tomorrow: snow, snow and more snow!
Current forecasts project more than 12 inches of snow to hit the entire east coast, including DC, by and throughout Monday. That would be just the latest in yet another example of idiot zittoheads calling for global warming demonstrations in the middle of wildly contradictory weather. It would be fun to watch nature contradict these zittoheads from the comfort of some home theatre seating tomorrow!
AP’s Borenstein drunk on zittohead Kool-Aid
The sky is falling, according to the Associated Press and their writer, Seth Borenstein.
Borenstein is only the latest to pen a panicked story about global warming and file it under “news” rather than “opinion.” The radical Marxist left is certainly feeling their oats after the Obama victory, but now they are pressing ahead to make sure Obama does what they voted him in to do: destroy American society for the sake of Mother Nature.
Fortunately, in an exclusive fictional interview, Mother Nature told WonderfulPessimist.com, “Global warming? I’m feeling a bit of a chill, if my opinion counts for anything. I’ll be fine, though; I have a nice mug of herbal tea and honey. Don’t panic, dearies. I have a tankless water heater now and Mama’s just fine.”
Shortly after that fictional interview, a far-left hit-squad of zittoheads took Mother Nature out with a deadly spiked tea. Algore personally claimed full responsibility and reminded everyone he invented the Internet, in a hastily-released press release.
International global warming court?
A British judge, Stephen Hockman, is leading a liberal drive to establish an international court to enforce environmental agreements between nations and “punish” nations who fail to comply with such agreements, according to the Telegraph UK Web site.
“The time is now ripe to set this up and get it going,” he said. “Its remit will be overall climate change and the need for better regulation of carbon emissions but at the same time the implementation and enforcement of international environmental agreements and instruments.”
Of course, part of “the time is now ripe” has to be translated thus: Barack Obama is the incoming US president and we have to get this passed while he holds the office. Get ready to get reamed, America. You voted for it, you’re gonna get it, kind of like the shocking price of renewal on term life insurance rates following the initial term.
It’s an Algore/zittohead wet dream.
Schwarzenegger embraces green politics
“Acting” California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has become everything the Democrats could hope for; the latest example is a recent blast against President Bush for not embracing Algore’s global warming mythology. He did everything to embrace the green movement but wear organic equestrian clothing.
“This administration did not believe in global warming,” Schwarzenegger told ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos in an exclusive interview that will air Sunday on ABC’s “This Week.”
Exactly, Arnold. That’s because, contrary to Gore’s propeganda campaign, there is no concensus on global warming, and there are now more climate scientists, meteorologists and other scientific types signed up opposing global warming as a valid scientific conclusion as Gore claimed there was who signed on to it.
And here’s the dirty little secret of Gore’s propeganda lies: a goodly number of scientists who he claimed with on board with a “concensus on global warming,” have changed their stripes and are now part of the “no, it’s not a concensus” movement.
Hint for future reference: the way to tell if Algore, and zittohead governors like Arnold, are lying is simple… if their lips are moving, you can bank on the dishonesty spewing forth.
Evidence against global warming mounts
Just as we emerge from one of the longer and colder winters in recent memory, and evidence against Al Gore’s global warming Chicken Little-ism continues to build, it appears the Bush Administration may be buckling to the pressure, just as the pressure valve is set to release.
Wearing roller shades of his eyes, if Bush enacts a global warming agenda, it would mark a severe course correction; he was the one who reversed course from the Clinton-Gore Administration, who commited the US to the Kyoto Accords just prior to leaving office, and when Bush took over, he pulled the US out of the ecomony-destroying climate treaty.
Contrary evidence is piling up every day. Vast evidence now supports the idea that global temps peaked around 1998, have held steady since, and actually dropped about a full degree this past year, meaning that the full century’s worth of creep Gore tried to claim was destroying the plant was wiped out by one cold winter.
Sunspot activity is deemed the most likely cause of global temperature changes by most traditional scientists, including the Dr. Fred Singer and Dennis T. Avery, who wrote “Unstoppable Global Warming: Every 1500 Years,” and not as a result of human activity, as Algore and his zittoheads allege.
Minnesota and the upper midwest have been hit my mid-April blizzards and freezing temps, with gardening and crop-growing season starting later than it has in many years. Of course, for the zittoheads out there, there is no such thing as contrary evidence… even the coldest year on record in decades is “further proof of global warming” to those mind-numbed robots.
Global climate drops!
All the Algore zittoheads and Chicken Littles out there concerned about how CO2 emissions (it’s called breathing, folks, and it makes plants grow) are causing global climate increases can finally breath easy; according to actual climate scientists, this winter has been so cold that global temperatures have dropped by one full degree, wiping out the alleged progess of over 100 years of so-called “global warming.” Winter Park real estate has the climate it should once again!
So, let’s drop the carbon credits scam, the tax hikes and bring back the old refrigerant in our AC units that actually works; we’re back to square one, people! Take your bow, Algore; gloat away, you zittoheads. Somehow, you did it and “unstoppable” global warming has been pushed back 100 years in the mere 12 months since Algore won an Oscar.
Take the credit; just stop taking away our money in confiscatory taxes for fictional reasons. Deal? Deal!
NASA ’71: Humans the cause of coming ice age
Thanks mainly to a maniacal Algore and his mind-numbed robots (whom I will from hereon term “zittoheads” given the eco-friendly unwashed state of these idiots), most people think the planet is hurtling headlong into transforming into a ball of fire due to “global warming” caused by man’s use of fossil fuels.
But at least one scientist on Algore’s list of “qualified scientists” who agree with him actually was a “new Ice Age” proponent only 36 years ago. And he blamed the same culprit.
According to Investors.com, “On July 9, 1971, the [Washington] Post published a story headlined “U.S. Scientist Sees New Ice Age Coming.” It told of a prediction by NASA and Columbia University scientist S.I. Rasool. The culprit: man’s use of fossil fuels.”
The Investors.com tale spins this way: one of the folks who helped Rasool come to his “new Ice Age” conclusion was a computer scientist named Dr. James Hansen, who was apparently a Columbia University research assistant at the time.
Dr. Hansen’s views have run the gauntlet in the past 36 years, from a new Ice Age believer to someone who didn’t worry about fossil fuels affecting global temperatures, to his current position of being an Algore zittohead.
Yes, we all know scientific theories are supposed to be disprovable; no one ever expected, however, that scientists like Dr. Hansen would treat scientific theories like a game of hopscotch. Apparently his scientific positions change almost as rapidly as market research results.
Way to pick some “qualified scientific opinions” to form your mythical “consensus” there, Al! With buddies like Dr. James Hansen, your enemies can just stand on the sidelines and watch you and your convenient lie implode all on its own.
After all, as Investors.com opined, “If Hansen wants to change positions again, the time is now. With NASA having recently revised historical temperature data that Hansen himself compiled, the door has been opened for him to embrace the ice age projections of the early 1970s. Could be he’s feeling a little chill in the air again.”
