While hundreds around the world are dying from the Swine Flu, Napolitano and Vilsack are campaigning hard to make sure… we adopt a more politically-correct name for the affliction. Oh, and they asked anyone at the press conference if they could sell them some green light bulbs that cost about $150 but save you ten cents a year on your electric bill.

The pressure for such politically correct terminology comes, of course, from the American Pork Producers, who have suggest such monikers as “the other white meat flu.” I’m certain grieving families around the world will be comforted by this show of compassion to pig farmers worldwide.