Posts Tagged → Michael Moore
Moore bombs out of the gate
You can put Michael Moore in a tuxedo, but you can’t make him not stink. And that’s exactly what Capitalism: A Love Story is doing to theaters nationwide this past weekend; it was tied for sixth place with less than $5 million and looks to be the director’s worst-performing movie since 2002′s Bowling for Columbine.
Could it be that now, since the left has control of both houses of Congress and the White House, they’re now tiring of Moore’s trype? If only.
The sad bit is, the guy residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue makes Moore look like a moderate.
No protest for new Moore film
I heard about Michael Moore’s impending new file, Capitalism: A Love Story, in which he declares capitalism evil and then mislabels government-run everything (which the rest of the world calls socialism) as “democracy,” and I had this nice, insightful response all written and ready to roll.
And then I thought: Why bother? Anyone who still believes Michael Moore is anything but a complete ass is probably working in the Obama Administration and is hopelessly lost anyway.
So, screw it. I’m not going to give Moore any more of my bandwidth for his latest anti-American propaganda. The fat man has sung, and it’s you, Mikey. Now go apply your best eye cream and go to beddy-bye.
Moore proves he’s an ass (again)
Idiot liberal propagandist and Dansko shoes-wearer Michael Moore proved on August 29′s “The Countdown with Keith Olbermann” that even among the liberal media elite, he’s the biggest ass around. Commenting on the anticipated landfall of Hurricane Gustav on Monday, when the GOP National Convention was scheduled to get underway, Michael Moore uttered the following:
“I was just thinking, this Gustav is proof that there is a God in heaven. To have it planned at the same time – that it would actually be on its way to New Orleans for day one of the Republican Convention, up in the Twin Cities – at the top of the Mississippi River.”
It’s guaranteed any Republican uttering such hate-filled, uncaring crap would be flayed alive on pay-per-view for those words alone, and yet folks still consider Moore a liberal hero? Well, he doesn’t get a pass here at WonderfulPessimist.com.
Michael Moore, you just won yourself the Ass of the Year award. We feel relatively confident you’ll be just about the only contender for many years to come.
Meanwhile, sane people of both liberal and conservative varieties are hoping and praying that the damage and loss of life in New Orleans and throughout the storm-affected areas will be minimal.
